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vendredi 18 mai 2012

To all my #FF drink with me!

Hey there!

On Twitter it's Friday Following, so, let's cheers up and change the thing. I said this week #FF was for me my faves fuckers.



This week the golden medal is certanly goes to @KrizDK for said I was a butchy dyke and he was the lipstick lesbo type! So here's a jagermeister recipe that will make you a little bit knock out...

Sex With An Alligator (Shooter)
Chambord Raspberry Liqueur, Jagermeister, Midori, Sour Mix


Brent Ashley and his almost 30 hours of sobriety should drink that...

The Blackout (Shooter)
Jagermeister, Sambuca


For Gaby Fauchon... Well sexy babe this is just for you...

Sex On The Horizon (Martini)
Banana Liqueur, Chambord Raspberry Liqueur, Jagermeister, Orange Juice, Peach Schnapps

My other sexy babe Izzy deserve this

The Alcoholic Girl Talk (Cocktail)
Grenadine, Jagermeister, Red Bull Energy Drink, Sour Mix, Triple Sec, Vodka

And that's it!

Drink a lot! THANKS GOD IT'S FRIDAY!


SEE YOU IN HELL


JOSY

jeudi 17 mai 2012

GIVE AWAY! FREE JAGERMEISTER BOTTLE!

HEY THERE!


I'M GIVING AWAY A 1.14L OF JAGGERMEISTER BOTTLE!

HERE'S THE RULES!

I'VE TO REACH UNTIL MAY 27TH 10 000 VISITORS PER DAY (SO 100 000 in ten days)
You MUST BE 18 + and CANADIAN

AND YOU'VE TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! (BECAUSE I'LL CHOOSE IN MY FOLLOWERS!) And you've to say: @jagermetal is the must awesome! Follow her and go check her blog jagermetal.blogspot.ca

SO IT'S STARTING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
SHARE LOT OF MY POST!


SEE YOU IN HELL!

Josy

mercredi 16 mai 2012

Gory Day... Flesh for the Beast and Hobo with a Shotgun

Hey There!

Long time no see... Well, I've a few goods reasons like I do one of my last exam this week in (Make Up exam) and I succed like always...

Now, I'm back to talk about two gory flicks that I've in my movie stash... Flesh for the beast and Hobo with a shotgun...

FLESH FOR THE BEAST!



Ok this one, I bought it in 2004 or 2005...
At this time I want something gore I guess and I bought the collector's premieux pack with the DVD, T-Shirt and the comic book. The movie actually win in 2003 a price for Make Up FX and Best Movie at the New York Horror Festival.

What's the story about? Well it's a pretty good story, it made me remember The House on the Haunted Hills... John Stocker is a kind of rich loner whom invited 5 side-kick (medium)  6 parapsychic in is house for investigate on recent events. Then we discovered that succubis are the ones who commit murder and have lots taste for guts and flesh...

Watch the trailer if you dare...


Who's in that damn story?

Jane Scarlett : Erin Cooper
Sergio Jones : John Stoker
Clark Beasley Jr. : Ted Sturgeon
Jim Coope : Jack Ketchum
David Runco : Joseph Monks
Aaron Clayton : Douglas Clegg
Michael Sinterniklaas : Martin Shelly
Caroline Hoermann : Pauline
Ruby Larocca : Cassandra
Barbara Joyce : Irene
Kevin G. Shinnick : Jimmy /  zombie
Caroline Munro : Carla the gitan
Aldo Sambrell : Alfred Fischer

Yes you've to see it if you don't see it already. I enjoyed that movie, but not that much. It's not my fave gory flicks, but according to The Top 100 goriest movie ever made frome IMDB they are ranking the movie on the 76th place. Oh and the music... OLD BUCKETHEAD!



HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!




Based on the fake trailer of grindhouse, like Machete with Dany Trejo, Hobo With A Shotgun, it's maybe my new fave gory movie. The story is about a Hobo who move in a town with so much crime... Someday he had enough of all those shit and bought a shotgun... I won't tell all the story be cause you need to see it. A lot of flesh, guts and blood. A tint of Rodriguez and Tarantino movie. The spirit is really like the Grindhouse thing. Watch the trailer...


Oh and the Funny part... you maybe know I'm French Canadian, the movie in french looks like Slapshot in french.




What Drink in a gory day...
BLACK BLOOD....
Black Blood is a cocktail with Jagermeister! I know I love a little too much booze... And my fave one is Jagermeister... So for create the perfect cocktail it's take always Jagermeister... So here the recipe.

2 oz. Blue Curacao
2 oz. Jagermeister
1 oz. Ruby Red Squirt

Drink with moderation, see gory flick and stay metal!

See you in hell




Josy

mardi 8 mai 2012

Three knock out drink with Jagermeister

Hey there!

This week I'll be a little bit different... Maybe is the spring or the my pink hair... but what knock out anybody with Jagermeister. I'm probably the most biggest fan of this greatest drink ever and can drink a entire bottle without getting sick... Drunk yes... but not sick. The only other fucker who love so much that drink it's probably The Dro from Deadstar Assembly... Well... will see one day who's able to drink a lot of Jagermeister without getting sick... (yep... it's a challenge)!



But for the one who ain't able to drink this god drink straight, I choose three knock out drink with Jagermeister! Well every go...

Jagerbomb
Classic, but it's still work...

2 oz of Redbull (or Monster energy drink)
1 1/2 oz of jagermeister


You drink it straight. It's a shooters... ONE SHOT!


But... don't go to far with that... It's seriously making dammage to your health...


Vodkameister
An other shot classic...
2 oz of vodka
2oz of jagermeister

and voilà... you're pretty knock out after 5 shots...

The german mexican
The ancester of the jagerbomb, the german mexican is a mix of Tequilla and Jagermeister. It's the kind of shot you drink if you want to have an headache and a pretty bang... bad hangover.

So here's  the recipe...


2 oz of MEXICAN Tequila
1 1/2 oz of jagermeister

And now... we'll sing all together this The Doors' song...


Well, show me the way
To the next whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next whisky bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why
Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why



See you in hell!


Josy

jeudi 3 mai 2012

Rammstein in Montreal... And Born Villain (NO REFLEXION)... Oh and Davey

Hey There!

May 1st I went to Rammstein in Montreal Bell Center! Rammstein show was one of the more epic show I ever see! I forgot by the way my camera and pick of the unluck, my cellphone was low battery... so I've only one pics...


Well I've good sits and enjoyed a lot BUCH DISH. An almost theatrality 10 minutes but HOW much cool! I'm flaggerblasted about this show! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! AND FINALLY WOW!  2 hours of WOW! Fucking epic greatest show! 

And Born Villain (NO REFLEXION)
Well, may 1st was also the lauching of the new Marilyn Manson Born Villain album... People talks on Twitter like Brent Ashley, Kriz DK and I... We're of the same idea... IT SUCKS! I bought the CD and I was hoping with No Relexion that it'll be better than the last two other one. But guess what... NO...

Here's a little preview of what we talked Brent Ashley, Kriz Dk and I on Twitter. 





WHY?
TRACK #03 OF MARILYN MANSON... BRITNEY SPEARS IS BACK DISGUISE IN MANSON! The album is pretty eeeew... Where's the Manson of ACSS (1996)

Seriously! DON'T BUY IT! DON'T BUY IT! DON'T BUY IT! The only song who worth it are, No Reflexion and You're so vain with Johnny Deep at the guitar...



Other thing in may first...

Well sometime Internet let us discovered pretty thing and good one. That what happen with GENERATION FUCKSTARS from Daveysuicide! This one was pretty good! The new video of Daveysuicide mades me remember my 16 years old first album of Murderdolls and the 1996 Manson! A fucking good discovery for me, hope will be the same for you. By The Way, Eric Griffin is the new guitarist! HELL YEAH!


Mixology...
Mixology is the science of mixing drink... Well for Daveysuicide I created a Generation Fuckstars Drink!

So we got:
2 oz of Jagermeister
2 oz of Vodka (smirnoff vanilla is a good one)
1 oz of Curaço blue
1 oz of Sour puss
and add 2 oz monster (green one) energy drink to it!

DRINK FUCKING SLOWLY! Because it's Generation Fuckstars and you gonna be FUCK UP!
Drink with moderation too! Don't drink if you're pregnant... BE RESPONSABLE!

So that's it for this week!

I'm going read a new comics this week!

So...

 see you in hell!



Josy



jeudi 26 avril 2012

The Clown, I'm the Martyr (All as one) and Zombie version Jagermeister

Hey There!

Today I'll make my weekly movie, music and Jagermeister review.

So how I'll start?

All As One


Ok I'll start with the band All As One that I recently discovered by Twitter! The guys are pretty nice and their status update tell us about their life. I'll share with you the video I Am The Martyr so you can discover at your turn how great metal this band his. And guy! Don't forget, if you came in Montreal, I do the coffee!



The Clown

Sweet short french Canadian movie. The Clown is on YouTube. Zombie, Gore, and A lot of nice shit! it's about eleven minutes, but truly interesting. It's the kind of movie that make me say:I'm proud to be from Quebec when I see little piece of art like this short horror movie! Not the first time I see it, but it worth it! And the make up are awesome!

So watch it now!



Zombie version Jagermeister!



Now is the time we all love here! BOOZE part! So you've fucking sexy bitches at your home, and you don't know what to serve as drink! Here's my secret recipe of Zombie (revisited of course)!

2 oz Jagermeister
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz apricot brandy
1 tsp sugar
2 oz light rum
1 oz lime juice

Do you know the zombie drink was invented at an Hollywood restaurant in the 30's? And we don't care about it...
So let's the party started, play loud metal music and stay metal and gore!

See you in hell!

Josy

dimanche 22 avril 2012

Javameister, Intruders and Dick Dynamite

Hey There!

My name is Josy! Actually I'm a beauty junkie blogger for my own personnal blog etreradieuse.com . I drive it for the last 2 years. For those one who doesn't like beauty but follow me on facebook for my dynamic personnality and my rebelious attitude, yes you, you should like what will happens on this one. Actually the idea came from a night where I drank Jagermeister, listen to metal and watch a old fashion gore movie like I love.

Even if I'm beauty junkie, my first dreamed job when I was child... Scream Queen , also known as horror movie actress. Well now, my dreamed job is not play in the movie but, it's in the same vein... I wanna be a make up artist and I wanna make principally FX... I've done some! Wanna see? Of course you wanna see... No choice, you're here to read me and watch me... so lemme introduces you to my creativity...

By the way, I'm french canadian, so I'M SO SORRY FOR ALL MY F$*&ING MISTAKES!









But I also do beauty make up that is the big why for etreradieuse.com and my amazing portfolio at http://makeupliljosy.blogspot.ca/ not done yet... My friend does the HTML and programming shit for me when he have time to do it.

What I really look like?

Well, hot blonde bomb shell with heavy metal band's t-shirt on it, and I'm rebel.



And I go working with my metal looks!

Actually this blog will share you one article each week, because I'm too much busy to do more. Each week, I will introduce you a receipe drink with Jagermeister (Because I love Jagermeister), a gore movie and a metal song (sometime rockabilly or punk or industrial...). And sometime... Reading... like this weeks... or gore make up that I like... I tought is a good idea for my insanity to talk about other thing than make up and beauty product and in english... So it's a big goal and a big challenge for me. 

So lets start it now!

Jager of the week!

My Jagermeister receipe this week is the JAVAMEISTER!



I'm a coffee addictive, love the taste and the energic feeling that damn drink gave us. But what can we do to spiced up sometime our traditionnal latte or black coffee (I like my coffee black just like my metal (hell yeah! Mindless Self Indulgence)).

So we do a cup of black coffee and add it a 2 oz of Jagermeister in it. Than put a little bit of whip cream on it, and VOILA the perfect drink. Jagermeister + Coffee! It like a 2 for 1 at Sephora. (if you don't know what's the feeling to have a 2 for 1 at Sephora, well it's the same in HMV or other cool store you visited).


Flicks of the week:



This week I want share you something bad! Really bad... Like it's suck, but we love to watch it! Intruders (1989). In 1989, I was 3 years old. To bad for me, but I was too young for remember this movie. But I love so much Fangoria Mag (Yep a big fan), that a FU*&$NG advertising made me bought it... You know what? Because Bruce Campbell was supposed to be in this movie! And dear Bruce Campbell, I'm the woman of your life but you don't know it... I know someday we will get marry... (I'm joking but I love really much this actor) Actually he's in the movie... like 1 Fu(*@g minute at the end as a police officer! WHAT? Yeah! Well that's the cheap part of life... not enough movie with Bruce Campbell! And I got the DVD + Blu Ray combo pack with some director cut and other cool shit you can see on it. Well what's about the movie? Ok the story line is not too bad. Jenifer works as a cashier in a grocery store and her evil ex-boyfriend is back in town. They fight and the ex-boyfriend is kicking out of the grocery store by the two bosses. Later that night, murder are commits and people thinks is the ex... Well good movie if you like gore, old fashion fx and also laugh at Sam Raimi. 


I enjoyed the movie! did I mentionned that the killer's taking body part of the victim and disperse it in the store? Well that's what happen! It's truly the 80's gore essence in this movie, and I like it!





See the trailer!






Music of the week



This week, I'll introduce you a recent discorvering for myself too... Dick Dynamite and The Doppelangers. Nice discovering like yesterday. Why? Actually I love rockabilly like Horrorpops, Creepshow and some other who are in my play list. Dick Dynamite and The Doppelangers is a nice discovering by error. Actually I heard of them by YouTube (THANKS YouTube). The song is Deviant... and the video is gore... Listen to it! For me this song is awesome and I want to dance each time I listen to it... Actually I listen to it one million time since yesterday. 



That is my first article! See you next week! Hope you'll love that blog! And I'm so sorry kids to put this blog 18 years old! Now go crying to your mommy! Alcool must be for 18 years old people and be drink with moderation. Some image can shock you too! 

See you in hell!




Josy