What happen!

Hey!

Yeah I know, long time no see... well I finished school, I got a brand new relationship and finally I was really busy with my beauty blog etreradieuse.com...

yep... ugly truth... I was fat!

But You miss me guys... and hope see you soon!

See ya in hell!

Josy

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To all my #FF drink with me!

Hey there!

On Twitter it's Friday Following, so, let's cheers up and change the thing. I said this week #FF was for me my faves fuckers.

This week the golden medal is certanly goes to @KrizDK for said I was a butchy dyke and he was the lipstick lesbo type! So here's a jagermeister recipe that will make you a little bit knock out...

Sex With An Alligator (Shooter)
Chambord Raspberry Liqueur, Jagermeister, Midori, Sour Mix


Brent Ashley and his almost 30 hours of sobriety should drink that...

The Blackout (Shooter)
Jagermeister, Sambuca


For Gaby Fauchon... Well sexy babe this is just for you...

Sex On The Horizon (Martini)
Banana Liqueur, Chambord Raspberry Liqueur, Jagermeister, Orange Juice, Peach Schnapps

My other sexy babe Izzy deserve this

The Alcoholic Girl Talk (Cocktail)
Grenadine, Jagermeister, Red Bull Energy Drink, Sour Mix, Triple Sec, Vodka

And that's it!

Drink a lot! THANKS GOD IT'S FRIDAY!


SEE YOU IN HELL

JOSY

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GIVE AWAY! FREE JAGERMEISTER BOTTLE!

HEY THERE!

I'M GIVING AWAY A 1.14L OF JAGGERMEISTER BOTTLE!

HERE'S THE RULES!

I'VE TO REACH UNTIL MAY 27TH 10 000 VISITORS PER DAY (SO 100 000 in ten days)
You MUST BE 18 + and CANADIAN

AND YOU'VE TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! (BECAUSE I'LL CHOOSE IN MY FOLLOWERS!) And you've to say: @jagermetal is the must awesome! Follow her and go check her blog jagermetal.blogspot.ca

SO IT'S STARTING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
SHARE LOT OF MY POST!

SEE YOU IN HELL!

Josy

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Gory Day... Flesh for the Beast and Hobo with a Shotgun

Hey There!

Long time no see... Well, I've a few goods reasons like I do one of my last exam this week in (Make Up exam) and I succed like always...

Now, I'm back to talk about two gory flicks that I've in my movie stash... Flesh for the beast and Hobo with a shotgun...

FLESH FOR THE BEAST!

Ok this one, I bought it in 2004 or 2005...
At this time I want something gore I guess and I bought the collector's premieux pack with the DVD, T-Shirt and the comic book. The movie actually win in 2003 a price for Make Up FX and Best Movie at the New York Horror Festival.

What's the story about? Well it's a pretty good story, it made me remember The House on the Haunted Hills... John Stocker is a kind of rich loner whom invited 5 side-kick (medium)  6 parapsychic in is house for investigate on recent events. Then we discovered that succubis are the ones who commit murder and have lots taste for guts and flesh...

Watch the trailer if you dare...

Who's in that damn story?

Jane Scarlett : Erin Cooper
Sergio Jones : John Stoker
Clark Beasley Jr. : Ted Sturgeon
Jim Coope : Jack Ketchum
David Runco : Joseph Monks
Aaron Clayton : Douglas Clegg
Michael Sinterniklaas : Martin Shelly
Caroline Hoermann : Pauline
Ruby Larocca : Cassandra
Barbara Joyce : Irene
Kevin G. Shinnick : Jimmy /  zombie
Caroline Munro : Carla the gitan
Aldo Sambrell : Alfred Fischer

Yes you've to see it if you don't see it already. I enjoyed that movie, but not that much. It's not my fave gory flicks, but according to The Top 100 goriest movie ever made frome IMDB they are ranking the movie on the 76th place. Oh and the music... OLD BUCKETHEAD!

HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!

Based on the fake trailer of grindhouse, like Machete with Dany Trejo, Hobo With A Shotgun, it's maybe my new fave gory movie. The story is about a Hobo who move in a town with so much crime... Someday he had enough of all those shit and bought a shotgun... I won't tell all the story be cause you need to see it. A lot of flesh, guts and blood. A tint of Rodriguez and Tarantino movie. The spirit is really like the Grindhouse thing. Watch the trailer...

Oh and the Funny part... you maybe know I'm French Canadian, the movie in french looks like Slapshot in french.

What Drink in a gory day...

BLACK BLOOD....

Black Blood is a cocktail with Jagermeister! I know I love a little too much booze... And my fave one is Jagermeister... So for create the perfect cocktail it's take always Jagermeister... So here the recipe.

2 oz. Blue Curacao
2 oz. Jagermeister
1 oz. Ruby Red Squirt

Drink with moderation, see gory flick and stay metal!

See you in hell

Josy

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Hot pics... Guitar and slutty!

Hey there!

How sexy I am? So those a butchy Dykes looks like that? Well you'll answer all this question with three of my pics... So... GO

If I let you a sexy feeling well you're not fag and I'm not a butchy dyke! So yes I love metal, but I'm kind of a rock chix!

See you in hell!

Josy

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Sexy... Eden Fantasys

Hey There!

Let talks about sex! Do you know sex is a part of an healthy life! So even if I drink a lot, I love to be healthy! And what I love the most is having sex! You know Jagermetal it's supposed to be about metal, gore and Jagermeister, but... I also love BDSM kink! I discovered this week a nice shop online! So in this shop we got sex toys... and lingerie... but my fave section on Edenfantasys is about the kinky BDSM section.

What means BDSM?

"BDSM is an erotic preference and a form of personal relationship involving the consensual use of restraint, intense sensory stimulation, and fantasy power role play. The acronym BDSM combines bondage and discipline (B&D or B/D), dominance and submission (D&S or D/s), and sadism and masochism (S and M or S/M). BDSM includes a wide range of activities, forms of interpersonal relationships, and distinct subcultures.

Activities and relationships within a BDSM context are characterized by the participants' usually taking on complementary, but unequal roles; thus, the idea of consent of both the partners becomes essential. Typically participants who are active – applying the activity or exercising control over others – are known as tops or dominants. Those participants who are recipients of the activities, or who are controlled by their partners, are typically known as bottoms or submissives. Individuals who alternate between top/dominant and bottom/submissive roles — whether from relationship to relationship or within a given relationship — are known as switches." Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM

So yep I love kink! and what I love the most is those kind of products! Chains, Gag balls, Latex dresses and of courses floggers and sex toys. I been a pretty naughty girl today... I told Kriz Dk and Brent Ashley that they were lesbian on Twitter... Wanna see?

So I need to be strain, having a gag balls and SPANK ME!

Photo credits: edenfantasys

It's a nice discovery for me this boutique and a good way to people whom are shy in 2012 about sexuality to had little spice with sex toys, lingeries and other cool things to experiments.

Oh yeah! Before going on the website, I just want to tell you that they have Canadian products like Shunga Erotic Art. And Shunga are real good erotic products.  It can be pretty cool to mix romance with a nice pair of leather cuff since you use oil massage (the Shunga candle for oil massage is pretty HOT)

 Photo credits: edenfantasys

Photo credits: edenfantasys

So go try  edenfantasys. For myself... been alone I'll up for a nice Dildo! Or having fun with the nice german guys I met last week... and I'm not talking about Rammstein...

So...

See you in hell!

I'm horny!

Josy

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Three knock out drink with Jagermeister

Hey there!

This week I'll be a little bit different... Maybe is the spring or the my pink hair... but what knock out anybody with Jagermeister. I'm probably the most biggest fan of this greatest drink ever and can drink a entire bottle without getting sick... Drunk yes... but not sick. The only other fucker who love so much that drink it's probably The Dro from Deadstar Assembly... Well... will see one day who's able to drink a lot of Jagermeister without getting sick... (yep... it's a challenge)!

But for the one who ain't able to drink this god drink straight, I choose three knock out drink with Jagermeister! Well every go...

Jagerbomb
Classic, but it's still work...

2 oz of Redbull (or Monster energy drink)
1 1/2 oz of jagermeister

You drink it straight. It's a shooters... ONE SHOT!


But... don't go to far with that... It's seriously making dammage to your health...


Vodkameister
An other shot classic...
2 oz of vodka
2oz of jagermeister

and voilà... you're pretty knock out after 5 shots...

The german mexican
The ancester of the jagerbomb, the german mexican is a mix of Tequilla and Jagermeister. It's the kind of shot you drink if you want to have an headache and a pretty bang... bad hangover.

So here's  the recipe...


2 oz of MEXICAN Tequila
1 1/2 oz of jagermeister

And now... we'll sing all together this The Doors' song...


Well, show me the way
To the next whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next whisky bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why
Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why



See you in hell!

Josy

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